MEET DERF

I’m DERF, the reverse FRED and yes, I’m aware my name is literally just his backwards. But trust me, there’s nothing backwards about my life as the forest’s finest raccoon. While Fred is out being "normal," I’m here rummaging through the best trash cans this side of the county, hunting down gourmet leftovers and living life one snack at a time.

My days? Oh, they’re busy. Sunrise to sunset, I'm the CEO of scrounging, the master of midnight feasts, and the king of cozy hideouts. From dumpster diving to berry picking, I know all the hotspots. Some call it scavenging—I call it fine dining. And sure, I might’ve scared a camper or two in my time, but hey, a raccoon’s gotta do what a raccoon’s gotta do.

So if you’re ready to join me in my quest for the next great snack and the coziest spots to nap, grab a pawful of $DERF and follow along. Let’s take this forest by storm, one trash can at a time!

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